An Ode to Nervous Poopers

This happened years ago in the office; I was at the urinal next to my coworker, who I joked around with a lot and knew he had the same sense of humor. An unknown man was pooping in the stall next to us and we heard a “poof”. My coworker began quietly snickering. I couldn’t resist and began cracking up. By the time we were washing our hands and leaving we were giggling I’m sure loud enough for the pooper to hear us. For those reading who are nervous about pooping in public bathrooms - this story is for you.